(54 quotes found)
“When you come to the fork in the road, take it”
Yogi Berra
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. Which road do I take? she asked. Where do you want to go? was his response. I don't know, Alice answered. Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.”
Lewis Carroll
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble”
William Shakespeare
“Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.”
Will Rogers
“The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.”
Thomas Beecham
“NAKED Lunch -- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.”
William S. Burroughs
“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”
Frank Iero
“Don't dig your grave with your knife and fork.”
English Proverb
