(281 quotes found)
“Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours”
Yogi Berra
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals”
Clarence Darrow
“I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.”
T.S. Eliot
“Funerals are pretty compared to death”
Tennessee Williams
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.”
Charles Lamb
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Garrison Keillor
