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“If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals.”
“He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.”
“She had actually asked to sing at my Mom's funeral and wanted me to stay in touch with her, but I haven't heard from her since.”
“On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.”
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