(263 quotes found)
“Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours”
Yogi Berra
“I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Funerals are pretty compared to death”
Tennessee Williams
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals”
Clarence Darrow
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.”
T.S. Eliot
“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.”
Rosalind Russell
“It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral”
D.H. Lawrence
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