(281 quotes found)
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: "Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the earth”
Benito Mussolini
“Everybody's going to be coming to this funeral so we thought we better clean it up.”
Candy Kalal
“Al does the best funerals I've ever seen. He has a gift of putting the person's story together. It's almost like an art, a painting in words.”
Carl Crouse
“We already have arrangements with the funeral director. The casket is bought. The stone is half paid for.”
Allen Jackson
“Two years ago we lost Sorrell Brooke to cancer. At his funeral, the whole cast came together and reminisced about Sorrell, Boss Hogg and all the fun we had shooting the series. Right then and there, John, Tom and I decided it was time to return to Hazzard and honor our pal.”
Catherine Bach
“You get close to some of them, you get wedding invitations and, sadly, sometimes you go to funerals. They're part of your extended family.”
Carmen Horton
“I don't think these funeral homes can really survive because they won't be doing enough funerals to cover their costs.”
David Harrington
“While this is a sad and solemn time for many, the funeral of a pope is a global event and his passing will have ramifications for people around the world.”
Chris Cramer
“He wishes there were more coffins, more funerals and much more pain.”
David Raskin
