(6 quotes found)
“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
Kris Huen
“I'm right below above average intelligence.”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“When I walk into a room I'm the only one who can hear the theme music.”
“I'm not blocking the fire exit, I'm first in line.”
“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
Mark Twain
