(27 quotes found)
““…when the whole group is together, each brining out all that is best, wisest, or funniest in all the others. Those are the golden sessions…when the whole world, and something beyond the world, opens itself to our minds as we talk; and no one has any claim on or any responsibility for another, but all are freedmen and equals as if we had first met an hour ago, while at the same time an Affection mellowed by the years enfolds us. Life- natural life- has no better gift to give.””
C.S. Lewis
“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”
Garrison Keillor
“The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.”
Matthew Perry
“On her husband: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“There may be something good in silence. It's a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud.”
Wes Borland
“The funniest thing is I listen on some of those bootleg albums, and I remember on two tours I wasn't playing with one finger at all because I'd done damage to it. One time I'd ripped it on a fence or something, another time I got it crushed. So when I hear a wrong note, I think wait a minute... But, I wouldn't have the nerve to do it now.”
Jimmy Page
“It seems an Iranian-born German soccer star is refusing to play in his team's next match because it's in Israel. He's German and Iranian. There's a good combination, huh? One side of the family caused the Holocaust. The other side denies it even happened.”
Contributed by: Maya Elhalal
Jay Leno
“It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We still laugh about it and re-enact it. Drew can do a heck of an impersonation of the pheasant. I'm convinced the bird was just playing with them. I think he knew those two kids were never going to catch him.”
Tim Cleland
“Lisa is one of the funniest comedians. She absolutely killed me. I loved it.”
Ron White
“I just think he was one of the nicest and funniest people I ever met. He had so many friends and influenced so many people.”
Chip Young
