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C.S. Lewis

““…when the whole group is together, each brining out all that is best, wisest, or funniest in all the others. Those are the golden sessions…when the whole world, and something beyond the world, opens itself to our minds as we talk; and no one has any claim on or any responsibility for another, but all are freedmen and equals as if we had first met an hour ago, while at the same time an Affection mellowed by the years enfolds us. Life- natural life- has no better gift to give.””

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Garrison Keillor

“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”

Garrison Keillor

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“The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.”

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Jimmy Page

“The funniest thing is I listen on some of those bootleg albums, and I remember on two tours I wasn't playing with one finger at all because I'd done damage to it. One time I'd ripped it on a fence or something, another time I got it crushed. So when I hear a wrong note, I think wait a minute... But, I wouldn't have the nerve to do it now.”

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“There may be something good in silence. It's a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud.”

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Shaquille O'Neal

“I’ve won at every level, except college and pro”

Contributed by: Maya Elhalal

Shaquille O'Neal

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Jay Leno

“It seems an Iranian-born German soccer star is refusing to play in his team's next match because it's in Israel. He's German and Iranian. There's a good combination, huh? One side of the family caused the Holocaust. The other side denies it even happened.”

Contributed by: Maya Elhalal

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“He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.”

Contributed by: Maya Elhalal

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Sarah Jessica Parker

“On her husband: He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.”

Sarah Jessica Parker

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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”

Contributed by: Maya Elhalal

Winston Bennett

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