(4007 quotes found)
“I don't know if it's funny, but it's shocking.”
Darrel Mitchell
“Here is the cycle of dreams, your woman is another man's dream woman, and your woman is not your dream woman.”
Warren Brutzi Modukwé
“The time I was a child, I was lonely and so darn ignorant, I solved the lonely part by having an imaginary friend, the ignorant part of me comes in when I didn't even bother knowing my imaginary friend's name”
“The Pareto principle for smart phones says that, eighty percent of useless applications are used by twenty percent of people, who are not doing their job properly in their offices”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“to sit on this table you are luckier then you think, so don't forget to buy the skipper a drink”
ray van wijk
“He stuck his head out the door and asked who we were. It was quite funny. To his credit he didn't just ignore us or the passersby who eventually stopped to ask him questions.”
Brad Woodhouse
“It was not for no reason that he got a title of modern Facebook sage because, instead of giving sermon face to face, he bombards it on Facebook.”
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Such is the nature of compassionate being that, even when he knows that someone has made Facebook account to spy him, still he accepts the ‘friend request’, so that he or she can spy him without any trouble.”
“Father: "who left that hose on?" Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"”
Christopher David Blumen
