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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
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