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“Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.”
“These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people”
“If you can lick your own elbows, you're ET's cousin”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“That would be funny. That would be interesting,”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
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