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“To truly sing the blues, you have to go through pain and tragedy.
To do parody, you need to work in the corporate world.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“The pharmaceutical industry of America makes Pablo Escobar look like Mother Theresa.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“He had to work hard just to get past the perception that he was just a funny guy,”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
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