(9 quotes found)
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Love is life's end, but never ending. Love is life's wealth, never spent, but ever spending. Love's life's reward, rewarded in rewarding.”
Herbert Spencer
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
