(10 quotes found)
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
“We live in the 21st century, the wisest generation yet to come, where you have the freedom to say anything you want, sue anyone and for anything, and wear a trash bag in style.”
Aleksandr Sebryakov
“Being married is like having 64 GB I-pod with only one song!”
Bharat Garachh
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
Panchatapa Goswami
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“Worthy advice for Girl : Don't apply too much make-up on your face because you don't know where boys look at first.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you”
delesha shantae buford