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“You ever lick butter off your finger and then realize it was soap? Me neither”
Kris Huen
“If your old enough to say something is hip, you could fall and break one.”
“Heigh ho! sing, heigh ho! unto the green holly:Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:Then heigh ho, the holly!This life is most jolly.”
William Shakespeare
“They sure looked at us funny when we checked out,”
Jim Kramer
“Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.”
P.A. Caron de Beaumarchais
“On Facebook, if you don’t like someone else status, photos or posts, they too won’t like your status updates: so shall you sow, so shall you reap.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they'll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!”
Collin Lysford
“Love, Happiness, Friends, Families and God are a part of me and I will never despise them but honor them with all my heart, mind, and soul. #2-Jaime P.”
Jaime Penzellna
“It's a funny-shaped ball, and sometimes that ball doesn't break for you. But this is just the start.”
Eric Winston
“If you have to lie about a baby that may be yours, what really happened at the club, or the money you took then blamed on the kids. Then truth be told you really need help not a partner here is the # 1-800-46-3587 ext.7353 (1-800-GO-FKUR ext.Self) and lose mine your wasting my minutes.”
Cassey Newberry
