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“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
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