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“He's funny, he doesn't take himself too seriously. I think that's one of the secrets of his success, that it's a contradictory image.”
Jim Sheridan
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“As lion rarely goes for a hunt and rest throughout the day, so is a man of awareness who has developed leonine qualities as a result of his spiritual disciplines, thus spake Astavakra.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“The ideal women are female chess players: they can remain silent for hours, keep well their figures and know many interesting positions.”
Ashot Nadanian
“Going to work doesn't make me happy, my paycheck does.”
AMJED M GHAWANMEH
“The four food groups: fast,frozen, junk and spoiled.”
Don Zeigler
“Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.”
“It's kinda weird how 1 divided by 365 is such a small number: 0.00273972603”
Matt Maldre
“They're a really fun family to watch, ... Their stories are funny. Run's wife is a great character. Run is so funny. That's going to be the biggest surprise - Run is hilarious.”
Tony DiSanto
“Do one thing everyday to make you laugh and we will live forever”
Michael John Burgess
