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“Dry heaving after sex is the strongest indication of zero chemistry.”
“I don't think I am better. I just know better”
“Life is just a journey between Delete and Recycle Bin in which love is a Virus.”
“These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people”
“If ain't broke, let ME take a crack at it!”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
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