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“I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.”
Robin Williams
“the judge's not a dumb bloke He knew that doc's story was a joke How cud you take off a woman's clothes, without giving her a poke”
Stephen D'mello
“It was a funny kind of game. I thought we outplayed them by a lot early on, but it wasn't showing up on the scoreboard; our shots weren't falling. Still, we had a good lead at the half, a lead we gave away in the third.”
Jim Holleran
“Santa: My wife treats me like a dog! Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you? Santa: No it's a worse! She wants me to be faithful.”
“Hey, how about that? That's funny how those things work out.”
Eric Weinrich
“you are only as stupid as the person you are talking to thinks you are.”
jeffrey fischer
“If you're going to be stupid you had better be tough.”
jw ellis
“the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.”
“Some people would be better off with poor eye sight than more credit.”
Bobby W. Miller
“If time is money... then Bill Gates is wide awake, everyday!”
Jahisan Uthayakumaran
