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“Could someone get me a drink that lasts forever, the world is too messed up to watch when I'm sober.”
“The thing used is the thing fused”
“I get that all the time, ... People come up and say, 'Me and my wife think you're so funny.' They think I'm him. But that's OK.”
“When it's darkest before the dawn,turn on the lights!!”
Kenneth D.L. Hall
“Life!If your not happy with what your watching..
you can always change the channel!!”
“Who in his half righted mind could argue with the common sense of a man in his right righted mind?”
“A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko eg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Bullies only bully you because they are jealous. They are jealous they dont have a life.”
“Take care lest a toe in the door becomes a foot in the mouth.”
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