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“I have a degree in shopping, my major is shoes, my minor is...shoes”
“Would somebody please explain to me why a homeowner happily pays a mechanic $85/hr to work on his car but balks at paying an experienced carpenter $45/hr to work on his single biggest investment...”
“Heigh ho! sing, heigh ho! unto the green holly:Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:Then heigh ho, the holly!This life is most jolly.”
“I buy shoes like, Donald Trump buys companies....Always with someone elses money.....”
“A day of fishing ends with drinks, smiles and stories.
A day of catching also ends with drinks, smiles and stories.
A fisherman knows the difference is often in the smell.”
“Never miss an opportunity, wear a fabulous shoe you never know who is watching”
“Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.”
P.A. Caron de Beaumarchais
“The thing used is the thing fused”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“When it's darkest before the dawn,turn on the lights!!”
Kenneth D.L. Hall
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