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“I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“Hey, how about that? That's funny how those things work out.”
“We are all essentially operating systems. Without the proper updates we are not performing at our highest ability.”
“It's true, life is a bitch but death is a whore because it sleeps with everybody.”
Jarvis Duvel Gayden
“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”
“Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo.”
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!”
Debashish Philip Stephen
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