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“I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo.”
“We are all essentially operating systems. Without the proper updates we are not performing at our highest ability.”
“If I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I'd now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.”
“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”
“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!”
Debashish Philip Stephen
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