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“I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.”
“We are all essentially operating systems. Without the proper updates we are not performing at our highest ability.”
“There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.”
“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”
“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
Peter De Vries
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!”
Debashish Philip Stephen
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