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“I am a little afraid of giving people advice for fear that they might follow it.”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“The funny thing is, he went out, so I was losing more ground the first 50 or 60 yards. But once I got him going, he settled down. He was pretty relaxed.”
“We are all essentially operating systems. Without the proper updates we are not performing at our highest ability.”
“If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.”
“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”
“Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!”
Debashish Philip Stephen
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