(4007 quotes found)
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
Lynda Montgomery
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
Judith Viorst
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“Me fail english? Thats unpossible.”
Matt Groening
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”
Proverb
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”
Shel Silverstein
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
Oscar Wilde
