(1049 quotes found)
“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?”
Dan Castellaneta
“I'm not a star!!! A star is notthing but a ball of gas!!!”
Elijah Wood
“Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.”
Clarence Darrow
“I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas”
Nancy Cartwright
“True Civilization does not lie in gas, nor in steam, nor in turn-tables. It lies in the reduction of the traces of original sin.”
Charles Baudelaire
“Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.”
Dorothy Parker
“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
Eddie Izzard
“If a ragnarök would burn all the slums and gas-works, and shabby garages, and long arc-lit suburbs, it could for me burn all the works of art — and I'd go back to trees..”
J.R.R. Tolkien
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