(726 quotes found)
“Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).”
Matt Groening
“If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic";”
Shelly Roberts
“Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.”
Bill Maher
“When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation”
Rush Limbaugh
“No, I've never thought that I was gay. And that's not something you think. It's something you know.”
Robert Plant
“Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.”
Conan O'Brien
“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“At least 3% of the signers of the Constitution must have been gay, since that's the low estimate for any population sample. It was probably higher, given that they were a pretty talented bunch and wore wigs.”
Robert Scheer
“The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen”
Quentin Crisp
“Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]”
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