(494 quotes found)
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
George Carlin
“George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17”
Craig Kilborn
“George Pappas: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.”
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“George Bush hates midgets.”
Chris Rock
“George Bush has met more foreign heads of state than I have. But a substantial number of them were dead.”
Jesse Jackson
“George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.”
Stephen Wright
“I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats.”
Howard Dean
“I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."”
Will Rogers
“I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.”
“George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.”
Al Gore
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