(2576 quotes found)
“Evaluate what you want - because what gets measured, gets produced.”
James A. Belasco
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings”
Ed Gardner
“One should, perform karma with nonchalance without expecting the benefits because sooner of later one shall definitely gets the fruits. ”
Rig Veda
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
Jean Kerr
“It gets to seem as if way back in the Garden of Eden after the Fall, Adam and Eve had begged the Lord to forgive them and He, in his boundless exasperation, had said, ''All right, then. Stay. Stay in the Garden. Get civilized. Procreate. Muck it up.'' And they did.”
Diane Arbus
“Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.”
Ewald B. Nyquist
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
Dr. Seuss
“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school”
Kin Hubbard
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”
John Madden
