(5542 quotes found)
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
Mae West
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner
“Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. there is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back.”
Kenny Chesney
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise.”
Maya Angelou
“...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...”
Marilyn Monroe
“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
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