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“Girls bored me, they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.”
Walt Disney
“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.”
Joan Crawford
“The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.”
Aristotle
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with”
Clark Gable
“Go girl, seek happy nights to happy days.”
William Shakespeare
“Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.”
Mae West
“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you”
Groucho Marx
“Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.”
Abigail Van Buren
“Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.”
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