(5614 quotes found)
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
Mae West
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
Gilda Radner
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with”
Clark Gable
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
“Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.”
