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“I want to know all Gods thoughts; all the rest are just details.”
Albert Einstein
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.”
C.S. Lewis
“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.”
“I cannot believe that God would choose to play dice with the universe.”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try”
Mother Teresa of Calcutta
“I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egoism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature.”
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
“My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and my talents and I lay them both at his feet.”
Mahatma Gandhi