(1983 quotes found)
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
George Deukmejian
“You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.”
Bob Hope
“Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?”
“If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.”
Lou Holtz
“If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.”
Tom Watson
“If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.”
Gary Player
“Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.”
Henry Longhurst
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.”
Will Rogers
“Focus on remedies, not faults.”
Jack Nicklaus
“I try to work with God as a partner.”
