(1983 quotes found)
“Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.”
P. G. Wodehouse
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
Sam Snead
“His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.”
Robin Williams
“I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive.”
Bill Gates
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
Dave Barry
“It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.”
Bobby Jones
“A Major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.”
Thomas Boswell
“Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”
Woodrow T. Wilson
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.”
G. K. Chesterton
“Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.”
Harry Vardon
