(94 quotes found)
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
Jack Handy
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction”
Winston Churchill
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.”
Terry Brooks
“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax”
Abraham Lincoln
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
Albert Einstein
