(671 quotes found)
“One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen.”
George W. Bush
“Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.”
David Letterman
“Well, let me tell you something; I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor. . . . You're no Thomas Jefferson!”
Ronald Reagan
“Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.”
Conan O'Brien
“The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem.”
Jay Leno
“The governor looks forward to proposing a compassionate and fiscally responsible budget in January.”
Henry Fawell
“The governor is aware that Ed has been extremely helpful to the investigation. Ed is a valued member of our team who has been assisting the investigation for more than a year.”
“Luckily, I'm a governor -- so I get to tell you what I've already done not just what I'm going to do.”
Howard Dean
“The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'”
Craig Kilborn
“If your governor don't prove a alleybi, he'll be what the Italians call reg'larly flummoxed”
Charles Dickens