(27 quotes found)
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it”
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
