(415 quotes found)
“Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.”
Dr. James C. Dobson
“The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“If you wou'd have Guests merry with your cheer, Be so your self, or so at least appear”
Benjamin Franklin
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy
“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.”
William Powell
“The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.”
Thomas J. Peters
“It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests in our homes, no matter how much happiness they may find there.”
Elsie de Wolfe
“A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly”
Homer
“In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.”
Marilyn Manson
“It is not the quantity of the meat, but the cheerfulness of the guests, which makes the feast”
Edward Hyde
