(655 quotes found)
“Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.”
Dorothy Parker
“Billie Joe: "Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem."”
Green Day
“Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun.”
Martin Amis
“All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife”
Daniel Boone
“If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.”
Jack Handy
“They'll have to shoot me first to take my gun”
Roy Rogers
“I love New York City; I've got a gun.”
Charles Barkley
“I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.”
Raymond Chandler
“There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.”
David Letterman
“Ego is the man, the male image. Ego is the phallic symbol, the helmet, the gun. The man behind the gun, the mind behind the man behind the gun. My philosophy is that ego is the thinking mind. The mind you scheme with, make war with. They shoved all the love in the back, hid it away. Ego is like, "I'm going to war with my ego stick."”
Charles Manson
