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“I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.”
Jack Handy
“It's tough to explain to them. Guys from out of state may have an idea of what it's about, but once you get here it's completely different. I know once I got here I realized how different it was - and I grew up an hour away from Columbus.”
A.J. Hawk
“Difference between me and the other guys that wear dreads...They plan to cut it.”
Dedrick D. L. Pitter
“Why do guys raise their voices when they're trying to get woman's attention? Do they honestly think we're attracted to noise pollution?”
MJ Christine
“He's not a good guy, he's a great man.”
Luc Laverdure
“I'm Pretty sure we're all living in a generation of beautiful girls and handsome guys.”
Cyrus Aho
“Guys have no idea how long something they say can stay in a girls mind for”
Aria Bieber
“Your not skinny, you just have personality shortage. I'm fat cause I'm full of humor - Dzanar Abbas-Zade”
Dzanar Abbas-Zade
“I could tell a lot about a guy as soon as I smell his colone”
Deicy Zuleica Gonzalez
“whoever said out with the old in with the new i'm pretty sure they was referring to socks.. not girls”
delesha shantae buford