(15283 quotes found)
“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
Dave Matthews Band
“A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."”
Jack Handy
“Eschew the monumental. Shun the Epic. All the guys who can paint great big pictures can paint great small ones.”
Ernest Hemingway
“I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.”
Bill Hicks
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.”
Sid Caesar
“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
“[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel] Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches”
Friends
“You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.”
Peyton Manning
“You are the guy who'll decide where to go.”
Dr. Seuss
