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“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”
Johnny Depp
“It's about a girl and a guy and they both die....no wait...she doesn't die....he just THINKS she's dead.....”
Frank Iero
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
Dave Barry
“Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.”
Pete Rose
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
Dave Mustaine
“Tough guys don't dance. You had better believe it.”
Norman Mailer
“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
Dan Castellaneta
“I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.”
Matthew Perry
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