(18 quotes found)
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Rita Rudner
“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.”
Bill Watterson
“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”
Stephen Wright
“Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something”
Proverb
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“The first rule of bartending is "I don't know.".”
Christopher R. Wenz
“The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.”
Henri Nouwen
“Every dark cloud has a silver lining, having the patience to wait till it is revealed is the true test”
Daniel Oke
“Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.”
Tori Amos
“Everything I say has thought behind it!”
Thomas Flajnik - antichimerapodal
