(20 quotes found)
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting!”
Agatha Christie
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
Gerard Way
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”
Dave Barry
“Women would rather be right than reasonable”
Ogden Nash
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
Mae West
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
Oscar Wilde
