(20 quotes found)
“Oh My Fudge Biscuits”
Katie Langille
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
Matt Groening
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows”
Anatole France
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“I have always admired the Esquimaux (Eskimos). One fine day a delicious meal is cooked for dear old mother, and then she goes walking away over the ice, and doesn't come back.”
Agatha Christie
