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“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist”
Marie Muhammad
