(30 quotes found)
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
“We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it”
Jules Renard
“It is not how old you are, but how you are old.”
“Is there nothing we won't outsource, China is the world's largest producer of American flags how many American jobs where lost in that deal”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Change is a funny thing most of the time one does not need to change them self but only their way of thinking””
“In the pursuit of low production coast and higher profit margins we lost the American dream”
“Smog made in china”
“The great recession is upon us”
“If you go through life angry you will end up with nothing but you and your anger.”
