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“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.”
“My precious lady, I love you with all my heart and soul. It's not as good as multiple orgasms but it's better then herpes...”
“Unfortunately, it seems that I am eternally trapped in the dark realm of tangled ear-buds.”
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“it was absurdly hilarious.”
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