(52 quotes found)
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”
Bill Watterson
“Maybe then I can finish my book.”
