(52 quotes found)
“A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.”
Bill Watterson
“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!”
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
“I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.”
