(1268 quotes found)
“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!”
Amanda Bradley
“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected”
Jimmy Cannon
“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”
Erma Bombeck
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
Henry Youngman
“When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.”
Portuguese Proverb
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
Dave Barry
“Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)”
George Carlin
