(4 quotes found)
“If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.”
Jack Handy
“We know that the pistol and holster are missing and we expect there may have been a handful of other things taken.”
Jeremy Solomon
“He reaches into my holster and pulls my gun out. I'm looking in the barrel of my own gun - he's got it in both hands one foot away from my stomach.”
Ron Bailey
“We must not let our guard down and let our enemy know we have an empty holster, so to speak.”
Conrad Burns
