(90 quotes found)
“Homer no function beer well without.”
Dan Castellaneta
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
“Troy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle”
Lord Byron
“Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper”
Charles Peguy
“Homer and Hesiod have ascribed to the gods all things that are a shame and a disgrace among mortals, stealing and adulteries and deceiving on one another”
Xenophanes
“I never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout.”
Babe Ruth
“Sometimes even excellent Homer nods.”
Horace
“I was waiting for something to happen, anything, and then Nick hit a three-run homer. We won it 4-3. Nick was the guy.”
Brian LoForte
