(90 quotes found)
“They have the Internet on computers, now?”
Homer Simpson
“I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.”
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.”
“I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.”
“Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.”
“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
“The Illinois Supreme Court has hit a homer. It empowers good judges to do what they always wanted to do.”
Bob Downs
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“After Homer and Dante, is a whole century of creating worth one Shakespeare?”
Dejan Stojanovic
“You take Seattle and lay it over Colorado and that's Homer.”
Asia Freeman
